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🗳️ BEARD REFERENDUM — RESULT DECLARED  •  RETAIN: 57.1%  •  SHAVE: 42.9%  •  TOTAL VOTES CAST: 35  •  MAJORITY: 5 VOTES  •  POLLING CLOSED 22:00  •  STRONGEST RETAIN CONSTITUENCY: RSCDS (69.2%)  •  MALE VOTE SPLIT EXACTLY 50/50  •  NON-BINARY VOTERS: 100% RETAIN  •  🗳️ BEARD REFERENDUM — RESULT DECLARED  •  RETAIN: 57.1%  •  SHAVE: 42.9%  •  TOTAL VOTES CAST: 35  •  MAJORITY: 5 VOTES  •  POLLING CLOSED 22:00  •  STRONGEST RETAIN CONSTITUENCY: RSCDS (69.2%)  •  MALE VOTE SPLIT EXACTLY 50/50  •  NON-BINARY VOTERS: 100% RETAIN  • 
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THE JOSEPH DUDLEY BEARD REFERENDUM

Thursday 7th May 2026  •  Full Results
Save or shave?
✦  RESULT DECLARED — RETAIN WINS!  ✦
🗳️ Overall Result
🧔
RETAIN
57.1%
20 of 35 votes
✓ WINNER
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RETAIN WINS
35 votes cast
Retain
Shave
✂️
SHAVE
42.9%
15 of 35 votes
🧔 RETAIN 57.1%
✂️ SHAVE 42.9%
35
Total Votes Cast
5
Retain Majority
14.3 point lead
4
Constituencies
Ceroc · RSCDS · Work · Friends
15h
Voting Period
07:00 — 22:00
🔍 Key Findings
Retain led from vote #2 and never relinquished the lead
RSCDS was the strongest pro-beard constituency at 69.2% Retain
Other friends was the only majority-Shave constituency
Male voters split exactly 50/50 — the ultimate swing constituency
Non-binary voters backed the beard unanimously: 100% Retain
Ceroc was a dead heat — 8 Retain vs 8 Shave, perfectly tied
📊 Breakdown Analysis
⏱️ Vote Share Over Time
Retain %
Shave %
👥 By Gender
Retain
Shave
🗺️ By Constituency
Retain
Shave